
Oh the places I've gone. Oh the rice and beans I've eaten.
I'm back in San Jose now, staying at a hostel that has won me over mind, body, and soul. Hotel Aranjuez, you are my everything. This place is blowing my mind--seriously. I don't want to leave. Not even for monkeys would I leave. Get this: this place has private bathrooms, wireless internet access, a DELICIOUS buffet breakfast, friendly Costa Rican owners, a gigantic garden with a bunch of hammock-chairs swaying in the breeze, television in every room (I've been getting accustomed to a certain soccer fix...GOOOOOOOLLLL!!!), wood floors, firm beds, free use of beautiful white towels...and it's adorable to boot. It's actually a bunch of old houses, all converted into rooms and connected with funky little walkways. Oh, and so far: no cucarachas. And what ungodly amount of money am I paying to sleep and eat in such a heavenly haven? 21 dollars. That's right.
Now perhaps I wouldn't be so easily smitten with such a hostel, had I not spent previous nights in places that were memorable for other reasons. Like Hotel El Sueno, in Santa Elena, where my room smelled like cheap (strong) cleaning supplies, and I had to fall asleep to the sound of some Australian dude watching Terminator 2 (at full volume) and coughing every other minute, on cue, for reasons I suspect have to do with "la marijuana," as they call it round here.
Luckily, I was able to sneak away from that place to Tina's Casita's, up the hill. Not sure what the protocol is on switching hostels...did I offend? I wore my sunglasses when shopping at the supermarket, just in case.
Tina's Casita's was great, actually. The beds were mooshy as hell, and the walls were so paper thin that I could hear the owner's husband, Freddy, rolling over in bed in the middle of the night. But it had its perks. Like my two new Tica friends, Alison Pamela and Katherine (pronounced Kah-tay-reen-ay), the caretaker's daughters. Katherine, who quickly became obsessed with my camera and computer (sigh... technology is our common ground), is featured in the photo above. She's four, and not shy. Sadly, I didn't get any pictures of her sidekick, Coqueta, a dachsund-ish mutt.
So, okay, okay, it's not that I've had HORRIBLE experiences with hostels. But it has been a rough last two days.
First of all, Santa Elena, the closest town to Monteverde Reserve, is completely overrun with tourists. There must be twenty or more hostels/cabinas around town, the tackier of which feature giant, flashy signs promising the "ultimate nature experience." Incidentally, Santa Elena is ground zero for the adrenalin-heavy zipline jungle canopy tours, which I of course snottily avoided, purist that I am. Then there are the bars that have sprung up, superimposing "nightlife" on a place where you otherwise would hear only crickets and maybe monkeys at night.
Now, I realize I can be a bit of a snob about the tourism thing-- I mean, after all, I AM a tourist. As the guide who led me on a walk through Santa Elena reserve said in his endearing Tico accent, when I made some crack about the screaming tourists on the zip lines, "Maybe you should try it so you can be judgmental."
Yeah, yeah, I know. But seriously: it's heartbreaking. The trip up to Santa Elena took nearly 6 hours from San Jose, mostly on bouldery, steep, winding roads. It was supposed to take 3 hours, but, well, it didn't. And I'm not sure why. I tried to ask our driver, Roni, what the deal was (Que pasa, Roni?), but he didn't seem to feel any need to explain. Hmmm... I've encountered this a few times with drivers--is that machismo?
Anyway, the drive, while arduous, was incredible. For the last 2 hours, the only residences we saw were tiny and colorful, with dogs, kids, and goats running around, and, once it got dark, hardly any lights at all. Then all of a sudden, just when you're feeling like you're so far from civilization that you may never find your way back, Santa Elena appears, and broadcasts its presence with bright lights, loud music, dozens of fanny-pack-totin' white people, and, well, you get the picture.
Slightly bitter though I am, I must say that the area around Santa Elena is absolutely breathtaking. I got to enjoy it at length, when I was trudging down the mountain where Santa Elena Reserve is located, because I had completely run out of money, and thus couldn't pay for the public bus down. My ATM card, for mysterious reasons, did not work at the one ATM in Santa Elena, which I (stupidly) didn't figure out until I was low on cash. This led to all sorts of interesting adventures. Such as my paying one taxi driver partly in silver dollars (thanks again, Gregory!), which he eyed suspiciously as though I was trying to swindle him. Oh, Fabio, thanks for understanding. And then there's the fact that after walking halfway (okay, only a quarter of the way) down the mountain from the reserve, my guide, Jorge, swung by on his motocicleta and gave me a ride for the rest of the way. Amazing how angels appear when you really need them. My feet were so freaking tired.
The nature walk itself, which Jorge led in Spanish (at my request, and at times, to my dismay), was amazing. We came across several quetzals--this amazing, mystical bird with a big round red chest, and about a foot and a half of lime-green tail feathers. They make the funniest sounds--and so did Jorge when he was calling them (they never really answered back).
Even MORE exciting than that was the fact that Mount Arenal, a nearby volcano, erupted during our hike (which I guess it does about 20 times a day, but this was a really loud one). Afterwards, we could see the smoke spewing out of the cone. I asked Jorge where all the glowing red lava was, and he laughed, as if to say, "foolish American," and explained that you can only see the lava at night. Okay, I guess I knew that. I was just so darn excited that I forgot.
Oh, and I also learned all about these tropical ants that carry around little bits of leaves about 3 times their size, which they eventually use to cultivate some sort of fungus which they then eat. Or something like that--it was in Spanish, so, hmm... I'm missing a few bits of info, but that's the gist anyway.
Well, you're a real trooper if you've gotten this far in my post--and I wish I had something better with which to reward you. But at this point, I really just want to give a special nod to my two new favorite foods: fried plantains and Pepsi. Mmmmm, plantains--so ripe and thick and packed with flavor. They're served with practically every meal here, and I have to save them for last because otherwise I hardly have the will to keep eating because I'm so sad there are no more plantains.
As for the Pepsi part, I'm not talking about just any old can of Pepsi. While I was waiting for a connecting bus the other day, so thirsty from the previous sweaty bus ride, I saw an old man holding a frosty glass bottle of Pepsi and I had to have it. I ordered one fro this cute little kiosk, drank it to the very last sip, and well, the rest is history. Now, when I eat in a restaurant, I ask if they have Pepsi, and in particular, if they have it "en una botella de vidrio?" Because seriously, in plastic, it is NOT the same.
Okay, well, time to go watch soccer in my giant room with four beds (I like to rotate). Tomorrow morning, I head to Cahuita. A four hour (yeah, right) bus ride that hopefully, will culimate in azure blue waters and mango trees. I'm fairly certain I won't even have phone service there so it may be several days before I post again. But rest assured, I'll be collecting some good material. For better or worse.
P.S. Sadly, I have almost no photos from Santa Elena, because my camera ran out of juice, and I couldn't recharge it. Or rather, I could recharge it, but I didn't know that I could, because the outlets were funny-looking--two holes like pig nostrils--and I assumed that regular plugs didn't fit in them, but actually, they do.